GOD HATES Fun with piercings

I'm sure these little people think this is all good clean fun. But GOD is not PLEASED. Besides, this is most unattractive and I am not only a just GOD, I am also a GOD of wealth and taste.

So these little maggots think they can just have fun with their bodies in the grossest and most disgusting manner. Check and double-check. To The Pit where I'm ordering them into eternal sessions with Vlad the Impaler. Lucky for them I've stocked The Pit with more than one proctologist.

I grabbed the Dr. Pepper she had just brought me and set it between us, and Marc took the straw and placed it in front of him on the table. Sticking out his tongue, he calmly unscrewed the ball of his tongue stud, dropped it in the empty coffee creamer dish, then slid the post out and put it in the dish. He then unwrapped the straw, brought it up to his face, and slid the straw into the hole in his tongue until his tongue was halfway along the length of the straw.

"Okay," said the waitress. "The straw is a little freaky, but I've seen people play with their tongue piercings before."

"No worries," I said.

Marc then leaned over, letting the bottom end of the straw drop down into my Dr. Pepper. I leaned over, took the top of the straw in my mouth, and proceeded to take a few big sips of my Dr. Pepper, though the straw, right through Marc's tongue.

We got our breakfast for free.

(Inspired by Nate's Household Items I can fit in my Piercings post) [eclecticism]

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