01/08/2004

The Inner Nature of GOD

30.952380952380952% of GOD is a huge nerd! How about you? I made you in MY image after all.

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11/06/2003

GOD vs. Allah My Ass

PLEASE ALLOW ME, LORD GOD OF HOSTS, TO INTRODUCE MYSELF and clear up one little thing up right now.

There's be a lot of loose babel around your little blob of mud (which I only keep around because of an inordinate fondness for beetles) about Allah and GOD (me) getting it on in a "religious war."

I'll have more to say about Allah (In whom I am NOT pleased) at a later date, but for now HEAR ME NOW OR HEAR ME LATER:

I don't do "religious" wars. I end "religious" wars.

Religious wars got to be B.O.R.I.N.G. centuries back sort of like The Producers.

Right now, I'm terra forming a bunch of beetle-friendly blobs of mud about 4,345 light years to the southwest in case this place turns out to be a do-over.

Can I finish these destracting and boring "religious wars" once they get started. You bet your Barbie .

Here's exhibit one:

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Left: Allah's Delivery System. Right:GOD's Delivery System

Any questions?

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11/05/2003

Let there be light

Damn, worked again.

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