GOD Is The House

The Inner Nature of GOD

30.952380952380952% of GOD is a huge nerd! How about you? I made you in MY image after all.

GOD vs. Allah My Ass

PLEASE ALLOW ME, LORD GOD OF HOSTS, TO INTRODUCE MYSELF and clear up one little thing up right now.

There's be a lot of loose babel around your little blob of mud (which I only keep around because of an inordinate fondness for beetles) about Allah and GOD (me) getting it on in a "religious war."

I'll have more to say about Allah (In whom I am NOT pleased) at a later date, but for now HEAR ME NOW OR HEAR ME LATER:

I don't do "religious" wars. I end "religious" wars.

Religious wars got to be B.O.R.I.N.G. centuries back sort of like The Producers.

Right now, I'm terra forming a bunch of beetle-friendly blobs of mud about 4,345 light years to the southwest in case this place turns out to be a do-over.

Can I finish these destracting and boring "religious wars" once they get started. You bet your Barbie .

Here's exhibit one:

Left: Allah's Delivery System. Right:GOD's Delivery System

Any questions?

Let there be light

Damn, worked again.