The False God That Is Yahweh
Terrified of My well-documented WRATH AGAINST FALSE GODS ( see: calf, golden) it was today revealed that "Yahweh Is NOT REALLY In The House"
While to date "Yahweh" has received zero accusatory emails, let me explain the purpose of this site. Yahweh is in the House is a spoof of the semi-popular weblog Allah is in the House, which is itself a spoof of... [Yahweh Is In The House]While I am well-pleased that the blasphemer wearing the Yahweh Fright Wig, the Bozo Nose, and the Overly-hopeful Penis Gourd and Surge Protector has repented, it will not be enough. No, it is not enough to merely abase yourself before mortal humans, you must abase yourself before GOD (Me).
Fail to do so and I may just decide to draft "Yahweh" as a beta-tester for this little sea lamprey intestinal parasite I've been building from a Revell Kit on the Lathe of Heaven.
You've got 24 hours, Human. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick....
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Hebrew Names Version 2000
Job 11:7 "Can you fathom the mystery of God? Or can you probe the limits of Shaddai?
Canst thou by searching find out God? canst thou find out the Almighty unto perfection?
Cheqer matsa' 'elowahh matsa' Shadday takliyth
original word .>…………...> Hhwl tylkt
Definition. >………….1. God end ? <>
polarized meaning 2. False God completeness? <>
Isaiah ch 45 vs 7
I form the light, and create darkness:
I make peace, and create evil:
I the Lord do all these things.
Comment:- In its basic logic, God is responsible for all things, however! indicated in this verse is the umderstanding that God is morally polarized
The biblical Book of Job (xxxiii. 22) uses the general term "destroyer" ("memitim"), which tradition has identified with "destroying angels" ("mal'ake Kabbalah") and Prov. xvi. 14 uses the term the "angels of death" ("mal'ake ha-mawet").
Job 33:22 Yea, his soul  draweth near  (8799) unto the grave , and his life  to the destroyers  1) to die, kill, have one executed http://www.blueletterbible.org/tmp_dir/strongs/1143468487-2018.html (8688). 1) father of an individual http://www.blueletterbible.org/tmp_dir/strongs/1143470662-2455.html
The Book of Job (איוב, Standard Hebrew Iyyov, Tiberian Hebrew ʾIyyôḇ; Arabic أيّوب ʾAyyūb) is one of the books of the Hebrew Bible (or Tanakh), and one of the books of the Christian Old Testament. The name Job or Yob ("Yobe") means Hostility in Hebrew. Jobe is a didactic poem set in a prose framing device.
The Book of Job has been called the most difficult book of the Bible. The numerous Exegeses of the Book of Job are classic attempts to reconcile the co-existence of evil and God (in Greek, these justifications are known as theodicies).
Theodicy is a specific philosophy of history, which may be considered as a branch of theology insofar that it considers that a transcendent principle (a Being or God) guides history. Theodicy intends to explain the presence of evil in the world, reconciling it with a benevolent God. An attempt to reconcile the co-existence of evil and God may thus be called "a theodicy". See the article on the problem of evil for examples.
In the philosophy of religion and theology, the problem of evil is the problem of reconciling the existence of evil or suffering in the world with the existence of an omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent god
Posted by: fuqin at Mar 27, 2006 7:10:57 AM
Firstly; you do not "GOD", cause of Allah or God or Jehowa not sends this kind message in Islam, Christianity, Judaism. Secondly; Christianity is not a religion of war as like as Islam and Judaism, in spite of todays Judaists and specially Christians generaly starting a "religious war." against Muslisms. Thirdly; Christians and Judaists are trust their physical power more than their spiritul power most generaly, but Muslims trust Allah who says in Qur'an that "Many a few people were defeated many crowded people by permission of Allah. Allah together with the Patients."
Posted by: Tarkan at Jun 15, 2006 2:03:13 AM
Hello everyone ...
Excellent blog ... I love your blog ... every day we thank God for making this wonderful world we live in and give us the ability to feel love for others and we also have to see to the love of God comes first in our hearts every day so be stronger ...
Thanks a lot
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