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11/06/2003

GOD vs. Allah My Ass

PLEASE ALLOW ME, LORD GOD OF HOSTS, TO INTRODUCE MYSELF and clear up one little thing up right now.

There's be a lot of loose babel around your little blob of mud (which I only keep around because of an inordinate fondness for beetles) about Allah and GOD (me) getting it on in a "religious war."

I'll have more to say about Allah (In whom I am NOT pleased) at a later date, but for now HEAR ME NOW OR HEAR ME LATER:

I don't do "religious" wars. I end "religious" wars.

Religious wars got to be B.O.R.I.N.G. centuries back sort of like The Producers.

Right now, I'm terra forming a bunch of beetle-friendly blobs of mud about 4,345 light years to the southwest in case this place turns out to be a do-over.

Can I finish these destracting and boring "religious wars" once they get started. You bet your Barbie .

Here's exhibit one:

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Left: Allah's Delivery System. Right:GOD's Delivery System

Any questions?

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Comments

ive never read sumthing so ignorent in my hole life allah means THE GOD al=the lah=god so your banner is god vs god which is incoherent in it self.that picture is not allahs delivery system its uneducated & ignorent mankinds delivery system which is immoral and unethical and the other is a Submarine launched balistic missile which has nothing to do with god but everything to do with the technology of mankind.do u see your ignorence?and im only 16 years old..........

Posted by: mohammad at Nov 10, 2004 6:16:57 PM

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Posted by: mohammad at Nov 10, 2004 6:18:14 PM

I am gonna have to agree with mohammad on this one. Whats your deal? Do you have any factual backup for any of your ideas or postings? Or do you rely solely on your stupidity? honestly, a child vs a ballistic missle? What are you trying to show? Correct me if I'm wrong, but according to you, YOU are God, Allah fights with children, and Yahweh is a false God? All I can say is, God have mercy on you, I pray for you my freind, that God would help you come to know him. That you would stop your nonsense and just realize his love. Amen

Posted by: A voice for Jesus at Dec 3, 2004 2:54:06 AM

Wow, this blog sure beats the freaking prophet system don't it big G? I just wanted to write and thank you for creating breasts. They are like ... my favorite of your wonderous creations big G! Whoa!

Thanks again,

Mr. Happy

Posted by: Mr. Happy at Jan 26, 2005 11:54:39 AM

ALL I GOT TO SAY IS WAIT FOR DAY OF JUDGMENT YOUR GOING TO BE CRYING AND WISHING THAT YOU WAS MUSLIM. THERES SO MANY SIGNS OF ALLAH AND YOU PEOPLE JUST IGNORE AND PRETEND YOU HAVNT NOTICED. DAY OF JUDGMENT IS NEAR NOW SEE YOU THERE.

Posted by: sarah at Jan 1, 2006 10:46:30 AM

allah is the god, and it gives no other gods everywhere! he is the only one and he's know and he is able to do allthing, that what you write knows he, too! and if you say so things again, allâh will send you in the hell! and that it isn't to laugh! so say nothing bad to allâh... muslims don't say anithig to our god, but if they say anything to our god, then he is not a muslim. a terrorist can never be a real muslim, and a real muslim can never be a terrorist...

Posted by: Muslim at Apr 19, 2006 9:38:36 AM

Firstly; you do not "GOD", cause of Allah or God or Jehowa not sends this kind message in Islam, Christianity, Judaism. Secondly; Christianity is not a religion of war as like as Islam and Judaism, in spite of todays Judaists and specially Christians generaly starting a "religious war." against Muslisms. Thirdly; Christians and Judaists are trust their physical power more than their spiritul power most generaly, but Muslims trust Allah who says in Qur'an that "Many a few people were defeated many crowded people by permission of Allah. Allah together with the Patients."

Posted by: Tarkan at Jun 15, 2006 1:54:23 AM

hey fuck cunt dont Miss Wit Allah Name

u dont now ass bro were Afghan Muslim bro i swear if u were IN Australian we would Kill u by now.

Posted by: Razor at Jul 11, 2006 7:26:58 AM

Dear G.,
May I call you "G"? Would you prefer Yahweh? Elohim? (I guess that was one from your polytheist/schizoid phase...) Or maybe I should call you Yahweh Sabaoth since that was your Commander of Armies title.

Anyway... missles? This is your "delivery system" now? What happened to all of that Fire from on High, planet-swallowing floods, various Plagues, et al? The American Oil companies--er, I mean, government has to do all the dirty work for you now? What, are you too backed up with those billion heathen Chinese skittering about? How are the Americans supposed to get the message now that Bush is leaving office (you spoke directly to him, right?)? This Obama character is supposedly in your corner too but are you as put off by his infernal haji name as I am? Still, if he's to be believed it sounds like Obama is gonna bring some game, if you know what I'm saying. So then, are we going to bomb those Arabs/Persians/towelheads/whoever or are we still stuck on all that gay marriage crap...? (You DO hate fags, don't you?)

Hallowed be Thy name, whatever it is,
All my love, Adam

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