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11/06/2003

GOD HATES Fun with piercings

I'm sure these little people think this is all good clean fun. But GOD is not PLEASED. Besides, this is most unattractive and I am not only a just GOD, I am also a GOD of wealth and taste.

So these little maggots think they can just have fun with their bodies in the grossest and most disgusting manner. Check and double-check. To The Pit where I'm ordering them into eternal sessions with Vlad the Impaler. Lucky for them I've stocked The Pit with more than one proctologist.

I grabbed the Dr. Pepper she had just brought me and set it between us, and Marc took the straw and placed it in front of him on the table. Sticking out his tongue, he calmly unscrewed the ball of his tongue stud, dropped it in the empty coffee creamer dish, then slid the post out and put it in the dish. He then unwrapped the straw, brought it up to his face, and slid the straw into the hole in his tongue until his tongue was halfway along the length of the straw.

"Okay," said the waitress. "The straw is a little freaky, but I've seen people play with their tongue piercings before."

"No worries," I said.

Marc then leaned over, letting the bottom end of the straw drop down into my Dr. Pepper. I leaned over, took the top of the straw in my mouth, and proceeded to take a few big sips of my Dr. Pepper, though the straw, right through Marc's tongue.

We got our breakfast for free.

(Inspired by Nate's Household Items I can fit in my Piercings post) [eclecticism]

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Do you even know who ALLAH is?? First of all, you ain't God!!! God is "Allah" for muslims!!!!!! We just call GOD "ALLAH" Ok? And get your facts straight about the 3 Abrahamical religion (ISLAM, CHRISTIANY, AND JUDISM). You sicken me...

Posted by: Islam4life at Dec 18, 2005 5:20:51 PM

ur site is very obscene, but i guess u have the freedom to have it, but u dint have the right to violate and offend the muslim poeple, and say such horrible things anout Allah, may he punish you for this. fine go on with ur retartded false role in being god, but leave Allah, islam and muslims out of it.

Posted by: Maisara at Mar 1, 2006 1:34:37 PM

u dont no jack about allah so dont go sayin things u dont mean

Posted by: musa at Apr 22, 2006 1:52:03 AM

Hey dude. You think that you know something about Allah. Actuaaly you dont know anything about my wonderful Allah. I think you are crazy. Doctors says that; people leave this crazy guy alone. haha. hey dude. You should know that, and I warn you. Death is only the beginning... You will see who Allah is... I swear!

Posted by: Mehmet Çağlar at Jun 8, 2006 1:48:53 PM

Firstly; you do not "GOD", cause of Allah or God or Jehowa not sends this kind message in Islam, Christianity, Judaism. Secondly; Christianity is not a religion of war as like as Islam and Judaism, in spite of todays Judaists and specially Christians generaly starting a "religious war." against Muslisms. Thirdly; Christians and Judaists are trust their physical power more than their spiritul power most generaly, but Muslims trust Allah who says in Qur'an that "Many a few people were defeated many crowded people by permission of Allah. Allah together with the Patients."

Posted by: Tarkan at Jun 14, 2006 1:56:51 AM